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I Spit on Diet Coke

2019-03-22

After I SPIT on die coke it tastes a little better due to being diluted but not much.

I spit on diet coke.

I piss on diet coke.

I kick diet coke.

I spit on the grave of diet coke I kill diet coke

I kill diet coke.

I fuck diet coke.

I break diet coke.

I spit on diet coke.

This """""drink""""" is so incredibly revolting that I think my brain may explode. My brain is like a cactus growing in the desert but there has been a drought adn it it just turning into nothing but fucking SPINES and I thought I might have a nice drink but instead I gave my last surviving brain cCELLL AIDS.

Fuck this drink and fuck everybody who drinks it.

Good NIGHT.